Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Hmmmmmmm.....

So, I don't know how I started a blog and it became a serious one. That's totally opposite of what I was going for. I guess I'm just not a funny kind of guy. So I'm sitting here watching Jay Leno and they just had a segment called audience freaks or something like that. It was amazing. One guy totally blew my mind by stuffing a whole Big Mac in his mouth in ten seconds. Another chick can crow like a rooster. Is it odd that she's from Arkansas, or just expected by someone who can CROW LIKE A ROOSTER. It was ironic that when she was being introduced, we find that she's single, never had a boyfriend, never kissed a boy, and never even held hands with a boy. It was noble before she crowed, then understood after. HAHA

So, why is it that I am being so entertained by such lame entertainment? I rarely watch Jay Leno, mostly because I'd rather watch paint dry. I think Ryan Philippe just said that he's gay or something like that. Who really cares? Oh good, a commercial break. I hope I get to see another funny Bud Light commercial. Maybe it'll be the one where the guy says,"We make sandwich, I am meat" I love that one.

Oh well, I guess I didn't get the Bud Light commercial, but I did get the McDonald's commercial where the buy acts like he cooks that breakfast thing. Ha (I hope you are understanding all the sarcasm that's going into this) Meanwhile, back in real life, I'm playing drums this weekend, really looking forward to it. We're really starting to get busy. Just got a booking agent and all. I hope they really start booking us a lot. I'm really ready to make some frekin cash. Oh goody, Jay Leno is back on. Whoopti frekin doo. Does anyone really care about that Ryan Philippe guy? How sad is it that society cares so much what a handful of people in Hollywood are doing with their lives. What's the big deal with what drugs this actor/actress is on this week, or who is going/coming to/from rehab this month. Nobody really cares, or do they? Oh well, I guess I'm just gonna enjoy the rest of my week of doing whatever the heck I want to and not care about the rest of the crap. Peace out yo.

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